
We see the Disney Castle opening per usual, but this weird red tint kept growing as REALLY fucking dramatic opera music played. I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a creepy-ass grin or a letter u, but I clicked on the film anyway, wondering what Pixar would blow my ass away with next.Īfter navigating the usual 9,865 ads, I finally was treated to the opening of Toy Story Ü. During this vast and inclement shit, I decided I would watch Toy Story 3 as well.īut my shit would take a dark and horrific turn as I would discover another Toy Story movie that.shouldn't exist. I just saw Toy Story 4 on , and I'm typing this from the toilet as I shit myself.
